Why You Shouldn’t Eat an Elephant

In honor of Thanksgiving Day, I present the following poetastrical pamperistrophe, composed several years ago by its own author, myself namely. Why You Shouldn’t Eat an Elephant You shouldn’t eat an elephant Because they’re so intelligent. You might think that’s irrelevant, But I would disagree. Besides, it’s hard to sell events Involving eating elephants, And …

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WWIV

I read in a popular magazine that a famous movie person has made a biographical film about Blaze Foley. That was a clever thing to do. Now, to prove how cool I really am, and to participate in all of the fanfare that is sure to result from Blaze Foley’s birth into a wider sphere …

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Pinball Townes Wants You to Hear Jerm Boor at Tap Traders this Weekend

The ghost of Townes Van Zandt appeared to me, playing pool on a pinball machine at the back of the Liberty in Austin last week. He stared intently without moving throughout all of my sets and those of the acts that followed. A busty blonde honky-tonk gal peeked over his shoulder. I don’t know why …

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Boor in Austin (SXSW)

Austin dates are currently as follows: March 14, 4 pm at Nomad Bar; March 14-17, 6pm at the Liberty. Yes, I’m playing two sets two hours apart at two places on Wednesday. Look at this nice poster which Bryan Nelson of the Liberty cooked up using an original painting by Celeste Ryder.