{"id":3104,"date":"2022-01-18T13:00:38","date_gmt":"2022-01-18T13:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jboor.net\/?p=3104"},"modified":"2022-01-31T04:49:09","modified_gmt":"2022-01-31T04:49:09","slug":"jesse-james","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jermboor.net\/?p=3104","title":{"rendered":"Jesse James"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\">\n<iframe style=\"border: 0; width: 350px; height: 442px;\" src=\"https:\/\/bandcamp.com\/EmbeddedPlayer\/track=3018521565\/size=large\/bgcol=333333\/linkcol=ffffff\/tracklist=false\/transparent=true\/\" seamless><a href=\"https:\/\/jermboor.bandcamp.com\/track\/jesse-james\">Jesse James by Jerm Boor<\/a><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I have a novelty song problem.<\/p>\n<p>The Words: <\/p>\n<p>Well the Outlaws of Old, they were famous, they were bold.<br \/>\nThey all obtained the famousest of fame.<br \/>\nBut the famousest of names in the Outlaw Hall of Fame<br \/>\nWas the famous name of a guy by the name of Jesse James.<\/p>\n<p>Now Jesse James was born on a war-torn, forlorn morn<br \/>\nIn the abject, lonesome state of Mis-sou-ree,<br \/>\nWhere, as might have been expected, he was adversely affected<br \/>\nBy the awful, gruesome things that he did see.<\/p>\n<p>So, like, one time, for example, they trampled on his grample,<br \/>\nAnd they tried to hang his grammle from a tree.<br \/>\nAnd if you had seen his mama that alone had been a trauma<br \/>\nAnd he prob&#8217;ly could have used some therapee. <\/p>\n<p>Now from such a horrid start, he went to swillin straight Bacardi,<br \/>\nAnd whene&#8217;er he was to parties he was rude.<br \/>\nHe gave everyone a hassle by behaving like an asshole.<br \/>\nJesse James was a real screwed up dude.<\/p>\n<p>\tScrewed up dude. Screwed up dude.<br \/>\n\tJesse James was a real screwed up dude.<br \/>\n\tHe probably had rabies and he bullied little babies.<br \/>\n\tJesse James was a real screwed up dude.<\/p>\n<p>So he joined a group of haters by the name of Quantrell&#8217;s Raiders.<br \/>\nThey was famous mutilators in the land.<br \/>\nThey just rode around on horses, sore abusing all their forces,<br \/>\nHaving fun and amputating people&#8217;s hands.<\/p>\n<p>Oh but when that war was over, Jesse sat down to discover<br \/>\nWhat might be the skills and assets he&#8217;d acrued.<br \/>\n&#8220;Of such things you&#8217;ve not an ounce, sir,&#8221;<br \/>\nSaid the local high-school counselor,<br \/>\n&#8220;Jesse James, youre&#8217; a real screwed up dude.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\tScrewed up dude. Screwed up dude.<br \/>\n\tJesse James was a real screwed up dude.<br \/>\n\tNo, he couldn&#8217;t get a boot in, &#8216;cept for lootin and for shootin.<br \/>\n\tJesse James was a real screwed up dude.<\/p>\n<p>But there was this famous writer, a professional benighter<br \/>\nAnd inciter of the feckless multitude.<br \/>\nHe corrupted public mores with exaggerated stories<br \/>\nOf the glories of this sorely screwed up dude.<\/p>\n<p>You see, they had this strange obession with insolent transgression<br \/>\nSince their late bid for secession went to seed.<br \/>\nThey desired a concrescence of their violated essence,<br \/>\nWhich they found in Jesse&#8217;s grim and lawless deeds.<\/p>\n<p>So all the people gave him thanks when he robbed their stupid banks<br \/>\nAnd abolished all the value they&#8217;d construed.<br \/>\nHe was a pure instantiation of social alienation,<br \/>\nBetter known as a truly screwed up dude. <\/p>\n<p>\tScrewed up dude. Screwed up dude.<br \/>\n\tJesse James was a real screwed up dude.<br \/>\n\tAlthough he never did get busted, he was awful maladjusted.<br \/>\n\tJesse James was a real screwed up dude.<\/p>\n<p>\tScrewed up dude. Screwed up dude.<br \/>\n\tJesse James was a real screwed up dude.<br \/>\n\tHe gave everyone a hassle by behaving like an asshole.<br \/>\n\tJesse James was a real screwed up dude.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jesse James by Jerm Boor I have a novelty song problem. The Words: Well the Outlaws of Old, they were famous, they were bold. They all obtained the famousest of fame. 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